Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Renny's top 10 blogkillers via MO BLOG BOLD

- life itself.
- quasi-girlfriends.
- blogging when u clearly have nothing to say.
- Street Fighter 4.
- gettin' locked up for anything worse than a suspended license.
- a new found addiction to either crystal meth or twitter.
- being Amish.
- quasi-girlfriends with hormonal malfunctions.
- blogging about your sexual exploits with women over 50.
- thinking that every day is 420 day.
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Saturday, April 4, 2009

I'm an ICON, I'm so fly...
















check my theory:

For the price of that Bentley CGT Coupe that I feverishly have been desiring, I can cop one of these, when they step up their NM Ranges of course, and not only fly over Cheshire East, into Crewe, where my dream car is made, but after taking an aerial tour, I can then depart from England, land my craft in the waters off the East coast of Puerto Rico, sunbathe on the island of Culebra, Medalla Light in hand, and set up camp with a chick of my choosing for an uninhibited night on an uninhabited island...

This is all theoretical, of course, but still very, very, FLY nonetheless. Wouldn't you agree?